A first on the last.
Dec 31 04 | 11:43 pm
I’m sitting here finishing up my chapter 26 study guide for Biology looking up terms on Wikipedia, all right? So I’m chewing on some Skittles bubblegum I got for Christmas, and I’m stretching it around in my mouth and stuff.
And then I blew a bubble! I have been able to reproduce this several times, meaning that I can now officially blow bubbles with gum! This is something I have never been able to do before.
I feel special.
riveting
Comment by Mike — Jan 02 05 | 1:08 am
Asian dude: What’s in it for me?
Secretary: …you get a citizenship.
Asian dude: Alright, alright, but only because I like you… and your wife.
Secretary: That’s my daughter!
Asian dude: No, the person to the right.
Secretary: My dad?
Asian dude: O… that’s your dad? Umm… uhh… No, I meant the woman at the back.
Secretary: That’s my grandfather!
Asian dude: To the side?
Secretary: …my dog.
Asian dude: O my goodness, why does your family grow long hair?
Comment by nikankwon — Jan 02 05 | 2:33 am
WOW ! thats awesome congrats man ! by the way who says riveting ? my bros out there
Comment by Ran5Sport5 — Jan 03 05 | 3:59 am
Congratulations! You are no longer orally retarded.
But seriously, snapping the gum is where it’s at. I can’t do it though…. *shame*
Comment by cobalt — Jan 04 05 | 1:25 am