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I was staying in this hotel for a long time on a school trip, and the whole hotel seemed kind of claustrophobic, except for this one room that was a giant indoor park under a huge glass dome roof. It was my favorite room in the hotel. I think it was our last day at the hotel, and Jasmine and Colby were eating the hotel food, but I told them they should just get some other food because it’s only like a dollar more. Then they were trying to build a shrine of some sort on a table in the hallway outside their room, I think because someone had died.

Next, was a series of scenes in which I was with Bandit, and then this woman dressed like Cruella DeVille from 101 Dalmations was also walking with her dog, except for no reason her dog would viciously run up towards Bandit. I guess this disturbed the woman, because after a couple times, she filed a court order to get Bandit taken away from us. There was a small courthouse and the mother from Malcolm in the Middle was the judge (like that Simpsons episode). The options were to send Bandit to stay with other people. The people are all related to Paris Hilton, but they’re people who appeared on Survivor or something. They’re hillbillies living in a swamp behind the courthouse and they had floating rafts and underwater tank and an airboat, which were all potential places for Bandit to live. At the trial we were trying to convince the judge that in all the situations Bandit wasn’t the aggressor, but I don’t know what happened with the case.

Next I was competing on a show that was like Fear Factor. The goal was to toss heavy objects accurately over a railing to hit a target below. Somebody falls over trying to throw two paint cans, so it’s now a crime scene. I run away, being entirely innocent, but am afraid the police are following me. I cut through a car paint shop, where a lot of people I know are painting their own cars. Everyone has a mask except me, so I figure I’m getting cancer. Somebody starts painting me a lot, so now I have a different color shirt. I leave there, and run into Maya and Jake, who give me a ride back to a tent near the courthouse. There were two other people in the car who just kept making out, but I don’t remember who they were. At the tent I think I was waiting for the trial with Bandit to end, but I don’t know how it went because I woke up.

I woke up at 11:30 when my PDA alarm went off. I had set my alarm clock last night, but being a twelve hour clock it went off, so I had to turn it off and remember to turn it on later. I didn’t remember.