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So, classes are over forever. I’ve gone back to the school three times since I haven’t had to, which is pretty impressive for under 24 hours. I have to return some textbooks still because I have what is known colloquially as “a bad memory.” I need to get more yearbook signatures as well, which will […]

I changed my mind guys. On Wednesday if you’re a senior you should wear a shirt from the school you’re going to. That’s a lot cooler than robot shirts, and will make for excellent last-day-of-school photos.
Also, I really like my bed. I slept two nights ago in a sleeping bag inside a slightly dripping tent […]

Today, I will enlighten you with this letter I just mailed ot Jon Stewart. If you are confused why I would mail a celebrity a letter, read. The only address I could find was the studio address, so we’ll see if this works. If nothing else, I hope it entertains you.
Dear Jon Stewart,
You are pretty […]

Last night, I had a dream that I went to Senior Outing again. Except, instead of being at Holiday Hill, it was at the most crazy place ever. It was like a Disney type thing with starcases going up and down everywhere, and the whole place was set to seem like it was in one […]

I have good news! If you thought you were going to get through the school year without another Free Shirt Week, you couldn’t have been more wrong!
Due to scheduling conflicts, the third ever Free Shirt Week will be Thursday through Wednesday, bringing us right up the last day of classes before finals! For those of […]