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This one was amazingly cool.

In the dream, Chris is in some sort of clan, which instead of renting a server, rents a cave. So they have this entire base in the side of a mountain. Chris and his clan invent this teleportation device. They install it originally on a porsche, and then what happens is the car just disappears, then reappears like ten feet away a few seconds later. This is ridiculous. We then port the device to a self-propelled lawn mower, since it is easier to implement than in the full blown car. You have to run the lawn mower to power the teleporter, and a successful teleportation meant that the lawn mower came back with 3/4 a tank of gas.

This is all extremely important, since the Earth is under attack by spaceships from Star Wars and all other kinds of science fiction. The plan is to produce as many teleportation units as we can, talk the government into giving us nukes, and then nuke all the ships from the inside.

But of course, how do you convince people you have really created a teleportation machine? I go and get my Junior year Bio teacher to show her. Mrs. Belval seems completely unimpressed even when we demonstrate it for her, which I found odd because holy crap it’s a teleporter.

I then find myself in the airport with Erin and Megan. We are on a tram that is going to take us through security, but instead of going through normal security, the tram is going to run through a 1ft opening in the wall. Of course, the tram is wider than 1ft wide. Some sort of high-tech spatial compression thing makes us narrow enough to fit through, which has the side effect of me feeling really dense and headachey. Megan informs me that “this is nothing” and then when we get through and spring back to normal size, I feel really airy and light-headed. We gather our luggage and are on our way.

Cool, eh?