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Owned by work.

Feb 05 07 | 11:45 pm

I am really owned by work this week, but I would like to share with you a startling trend. Let us examine the (serious enough to mean missing classes) un-wellness count at Olin among the freshman class.

  • Concussions: 2
  • Emergency Appendectomies: 1
  • Mono: 1
  • Head Staples: 1
  • Stomach Flu: 3
  • Broken Feet: 1
  • Fever: 1+
  • Laryngitis: 1
  • Fatigue: 1

note: not all items represent unique individuals

This represents almost 10% of the freshman class. Uh oh.

4 Comments »

Comments:

  1. On my floor alone, five people got a stomach virus. Might not have been stomach flu but it was pretty brutal.

    Comment by cobaltFeb 06 07 | 1:02 am

  2. Likely of the genus norovirus. I don’t think that is what I had, since no one else got sick and it is fairly contagious.

    Comment by civman2Feb 06 07 | 1:19 am

  3. I hear that you will be providing / facilitating a study group for SWHS world history AP. Is that right? that’s great.

    Comment by Dad — Feb 06 07 | 7:20 pm

  4. Yuck. Everybody’s swamped… as Roenbeck says, “Work is owning my face”.
    Man, if I get sick/injured/disabled in any way… well I guess I would just add to the statistics.

    Comment by Maia Bittner — Feb 06 07 | 11:26 pm

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